Hog Heaven or Hell?

Even if you are only a casual TV viewer, you can hardly have failed to notice the proliferation of hog hunting shows. These combine an alarmist tone about the exponential growth in the feral swine population first sounded by the Discovery Channel documentary Pig Bomb in 2009 and followed by the same network’s Hogs Gone Wild in 2011.

Imitation is the sincerest form of cable TV, and so those shows have been followed by A&E’s American Hoggers and Lady Hoggers. To those we can add our own Sportsman Channel favorite Pigman, though purists might sniff that host Brian “Pigman” Quaca hunts more other species than he does hogs.

Now, I am 100% in favor of anything that shows hunting in a positive light, but there is a central contradiction in most of these shows. They all start with doomsday warnings about the looming danger of uncontrolled hog growth, and there’s no question that porkers are taking over certain areas, with tremendous crop damage and reduction of desirable native species.

They then show control methods that might most charitably be described as inefficient, namely using horses and dogs, snares, etc. There’s never a question that the hogs are going to be turned into tasty pork products, but they always exit stage left alive and kicking. While this is picturesque, especially when performed by busty girls in tight, low-cut T-shirts, it’s never going to make a dent in hog populations, which according to at least one expert, require a kill-off of 50-70% a year just to be stabilized.

A much more efficient form of swine control is shooting hogs at night with thermal imaging scopes mounted on AR-10 and AR-15 variants. Quite impressive totals can be racked up with this arrangement, though in fairness, even quite vigorous hunting pressure can only reduce hog numbers by about 20%. Something more like claymore mines or cluster bombs will be required to kill enough to turn around the population explosion.

SGN contributor Frank James is shopping a show based on shooting hogs with thermal sights, so far with no takers. A cynic might say he hasn’t included the busty girl angle, but his concept certainly has more in the way of realism.

What about it? Would you be interested in watching a show about rifle hog hunting, with or without the curvaceous babes?


The Ladies and Gary


Pigman


Krystal

12 Responses

  1. Archie

    Yes, shoot the varmints. This catching ain't doing a thing. I think a nice multi shot shotgun loaded with buckshot might be the best way to hunt these critters. However, I think the best way to eliminate a bunch of them is to use traps.
    Lay a straight length of steel fence and feed the hogs against the fence. A coupla days later lay a right angle to the first and feed the hogs against hte fence. A few days later add the third side and feed the hogs inside that. The last side is installed with the trap door. Now the hogs know they will find food and will run right into the trap. End of hogs.

  2. toM

    Apparently big boobs are required to hunt hogs!

  3. Barry

    If you have a Hog problem,going to all the trouble of chasing them down,only to release them,is idiotic! But it doesn't matter because I firmly believe that these type of so-called reality shows are anything but! I think they are all totally staged and scripted!!! Complete with hot girls to pull in the viewers!

  4. Savage99308

    Boobs don't kill hogs!

  5. Rich Keagy

    I heard on the program that they prefer to live catch because they don't
    have to process the pig immediately and can go get more pigs.
    They keep the pigs in a corral somewhere where they can keep it a few
    days / weeks until find a home for the meat.
    This makes sense to me. Who wants a bunch of dead pigs on their property.

  6. Howard

    Hog hunting as shown on TV is without a doubt the least efficient method of control. I would love to watch a real hog hunting show even without the boobs. Good luck with the show.

  7. Dick

    TV is all about money and we all know "Sex Sells". I live in SW Florida and we have an abundance of wild hogs here. In most cases you can take a hog with any good rifle but I think the cost of thermal sights would be a little steep for most hunters.

  8. Qobsession

    I live in Southern Florida and I think the whole thing hype. I have been to 3 WMAs all weekend and seen no hogs.
    1 location 1 hog was pulled out, the second 2 where pulled out and the 3rd 2 where pulled out. Hog are just another animal to shoot. There really isn't any HOG problem.

  9. Qobsession

    I would prefer the HOG are shot with say a pistol make it challenging. The Ladys could stay but not a must.
    Then the next 30 minutes are me preparing highly seasoned (Injected as well with fresh secret ingredients) Then smoked slowly over my special blend of smoking wood for 12 hours or until it falls of the bone, tender and juicy. Succulent Pig candy!!

  10. Chip

    Answer #3. He must have lived in another time, before the AK47 and who knows the full context of how he said the addage.

    I went hog hunting in South Texas a few years ago. There were no women on the party which was a mutual and unstated agreement between the sexes. Our hunting party consisted of seven men aged from thirty something to seventy. We averaged two to three hogs each night processing the meat as we killed them. We hunted at night with red spotlights using a variety of weapons. We consumed everything except the squeal of one hog, and processed the others for home consumption. The women were invited to a BBQ when we arrived home and brought the side dishes. We did our part to stave of the hog apocalypse.

  11. ronald hebb

    bring on the show

  12. brian conway

    Sheeeeeet Hawg, bring it on. Preferably with boobies if you would be so kind.