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Ugliest Pistol Ever?

Garry James took on this question on the Guns & Ammo website, and given his love of antique arms, most of his choices came from the 19th century and earlier. I had to agree with most of his selections, though I actually like the looks of the Rast-Gasser.

This got me to thinking that we had plenty of hideous sidearms in the 20th century, so I have made up a list of my own, giving you five more than you get on G&A, to boot!

1. FN Model 1900: thank heavens it was all uphill from here for John M. Browning. The Model 1910 would, I think be on the best-looking list for many gun fanciers. This one, not so much.

2. Dreyse Model 1907: almost equally unlovely was this German product. Paul Mazan wrote about it in SGN (5/20/03), recalling his father brought one home from World War II because it was the only trophy pistol the officers wouldn’t deign to steal.

3. Sauer Behorden Modell: being historically significant doesn’t make it pretty. This one introduced the trigger safety now so familiar, but it was not much to look at.

4. Dardick: this unusual revolver used triangular plastic-cased “Tround” ammunition; it was way ahead of its time and remains that way.

5. Clerke First: this nasty little .22 revolver was introduced to serve the low-end market vacated when the 1968 Gun Control Act cut off importation of cheap handguns. As bad as the various RG revolvers were, this was worse.

6. Husqvarna: this gas-operated pistol was the inspiration for the Wildey, which surely generated more publicity per unit sold than any gun in history.

7. LES Rogak: a copy of the Steyr GB-18 made in Morton Grove, Ill. The retarded-blowback Steyr was no great shakes, but the Rogak was far worse.

8. Claridge Hi-Tec: also sold under the trademark Goncz, and in carbine form, this big, clumsy piece was truly a dog.

9. Wyoming Arms Parker: we all love Wyoming, but this particular namesake had nothing of the Equality State’s beauty.

10. Star Ultrastar: when Glocks became popular in the late 1980s, Star rushed to market with this one, which was essentially a Model 30 with a plastic frame. It was fat, slippery and just plain homely. It didn’t slow, and may have speeded, the Spanish maker’s slide to oblivion.

Those are my candidates in this lack-of-beauty contest. What are your nominees?

  • Jesse

    Jap. Nambu,

    VZ 61 Scorpion,

    PHP MV9,

    Hi Point 45,

  • exexpat11

    Wyoming just took the AMT ugly and kept making it. How about any Random out of Poland. Yuck! CZ100 series! Sciffy yuck gun!

  • Matt

    steyr hahn

  • drball

    How about the pistol being pointed at you. Folks any fire arm pointed at myself just looks ugly….Because I'm not the guy doing the pointing…..

  • VANDAL209

    hi point handguns..look like they cost

  • Ron

    Any Glock! If given the the choice between a glock and a Rock, you would choose a glock but the rock wouls be better lookin!

  • J Smith

    How about a Grendel!

  • bill

    how about those bastardized croatian beretta knock-off mil-surp pistols that have been showing up on the market, those things sting the eyes!

  • Bob L.

    I have to agree with Gary James on the Dryse 1907. Not only is it ugly, but it's weak points outweigh it's solid construction. The clip or magazine is the absolute worst due to the thin construction of the lips holding the top bullet. To make matters worse, the gun is very diffcult to load one bullet at a time without the clip… not a good thing in battle! Someone once stated that these pistols were preferred over the Luger when dealing with battlefield dust and dirt during WWl. To me that would be like replacing a Porche with a Volkswage Beetle.

    For ugliness how about the CZ-52? A great gun! Ugly, but great nontheless.